[Jewelry making - Article 00506] - Re: [Orchid] Proper tattoo for a goldsmith

[daniel spirer]

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Goo,

    With all due respect and ALL tongue in cheek, but here are my
    suggestions: 

    1) A tattoo on the forehead that says: Jeweler. 

    2) A tattoo on the biceps of a hammer that when you flex your muscle
    bangs against another tattoo of an anvil. 

    3) A tattoo of a drill bit sticking out of your finger (on the
    finger would be good but a hand with it in it would be ok too). 

    4) A tattoo on your eyelids of a diamond shape (preferably one ideal
    cut and the other not so your customers could see the difference) so
    that when you winked there would be a "sparkle". 

    5) A tattoo starting at your shoulder of a flexible shaft with the
    shaft running down your arm and ending in a handpiece on your hand. 

    6) A tattoo of a drawplate across your chest with holes where your
    nipples are. 

    7) There is a cult of Japanese people who attempt to tattoo their
    entire bodies (yes their entire bodies---and who eventually die from
    it as they effectively kill all of their sweat glands by doing it).
    Join the cult and have a torch head tattooed where your privates are
    with the privates being the tip of the torch and flames at the end. 

    I could probably think of a few more but I've probably grossed you
    all out already. 

Daniel R. Spirer, G.G.
Daniel R. Spirer Jewelers, LLC
1780 Massachusetts Ave.
Cambridge, MA 02140
www.spirerjewelers.com
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