[Jewelry making - Article 00005] - [Orchid] Funny sayings about jewelry

[Kimberly Starbard]

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    I was thinking this morning on some sayings/phrases I have heard in
    the past made about jewelry which really do crack me up... 

    I buzzed past QVC one day and heard one of the ladies describe her
    latest item as "important"....an "important" piece of jewelry 

    It also makes me laugh to hear people say that their jewelry makes a
    statement...goodness, your jewelry speaks to you? I don't hear
    anything, does that make me weird? 

    A particular color, gem, bead, whatever is described as
    "yummy"...actually, that one kinda makes my stomach do a little
    flip-flop 

    I called a show promoter one year, asking how can I better my
    chances of getting into the show. The reply was "show me something I
    haven't seen before" that's hilarious 

    I watched a short clip of Janet Jackson describing her latest body
    jewelry (a piercing through an extremely private area) and saying
    that it gave her a very, very nice "feeling" at unpredictable times
    throughout the day. This was kind of a feeling of revulsion all
    wrapped up in a little bit of envy. I can't ever imagine having to
    speak to the woman, not knowing if she is smiling because of
    something that was said or is she was getting her special "feeling" 

Kim Starbard
http://www.kimstarbarddesigns.com
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