[Jewelry making - Article 00963] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

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    okay people, to keep the quality of jokes at its current level i am
    forced to submit original doggerel to keep the standard down: 

	'jerry, a jeweler in east nutting,
	was known for his great stone cutting.
	but friends said he'd come to no good
	all jerry thought of was food [so it doesn't rhyme, lighten up people]
	they were all proven right, 
	alas, one horrible night -
	his mind was on planning a meal, 
	thus distracted, he fell on his wheel -
	that's how the former 'jeweler jerry' 
	became the famous 'chef shari'.

ive



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