[Jewelry making - Article 00515] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

[John Sholl]

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    A woman is discussing the possibility of her untimely death with her
    husband. 

	"Honey, ifI died tomorrow would you remarry?" The wife asks.
	"Of course" the husband replies.
	"Will you let this new wife drive my Mercedes?" She asks.
	"That would be the most practical thing to do" states the husband.
	"And wear my furs?" she asks becoming increasingly agitated.
	"By all means, honey, why not?"
	"What about my five carat 18k yellow tennis bracelet?" She shouts.

    To which the husband barks back "well, absolutely not, she's a 
    platinum gal."


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