[Jewelry making - Article 00510] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

[Mark Shneyer]

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    Wow! After reading this thread, hoping to find a remotely funny joke
    about jewelers or jewelry, the one thing that sticks in my mind was
    an old wise crack that being stuck in an elevator with a life
    insurance salesman would be the worst thing to happen to anyone...I
    need to reconsider that... 

    Accountants don't grow old. They just lose there balance. Jewelers
    don't grow old. They get set in there ways. Jewelry can't get mad but
    it does get steamed...Occasionally it gets bent out of shape. No one
    likes a broken marquee...It's pointless. The three rings of marriage:
    Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering. There are no genuine
    jeweler jokes...They are all man made. 

    Well I guess this explains why they lock me in the back room...  ;)


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