[Jewelry making - Article 00377] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

[Denise Elliot]

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Dear Orchidians,

    I had a jewelry joke, but it was in poor taste.  It's still in poor
    taste, but since someone mentioned that we jewelers are poor examples
    for joke tellers, I thought I'd pass it on and let the moderator be
    the judge of whether to publish it or not.  The joke follows: 

    A woman goes to her gynecologist, worried about the cause of some
    mysterious green circles that have appeared on the insides of her
    thighs.  The doctor looks and looks and can find no apparent cause
    for the marks.  Suddenly he asks her, "Does your boyfriend wear
    earrings?"  "Why, yes," she replies, "How did you know?" "Tell him
    they're not real gold." 

Denise Elliot
Clintonia Couture Jewelry


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