[Jewelry making - Article 00364] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

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    all right people, here's another old one: the buzz on new york's
    diamond row was about a fabled stone rumored to be coming on the
    market, but the old dealers knew the story behind it just shook
    their heads. a newcomer asked what the stone looked like and heard
    "ahhh, it is the most perfect, the largest, the most clean blue
    white diamond in the world!" the newcomer persisted "but what's
    wrong with it?" " much shaking of heads and sorrowful moues, until
    one bent old man raised his head, stared hard into the newcomer's
    eyes and intoned "it comes with the klopman curse!" perplexed, the
    new guy looked from face to face for an answer and finding none he
    asked "what's the klopman curse?" every wise head nodded and one
    bold old man with trembling voice announced, "mrs. klopman!" 



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