[Jewelry making - Article 00338] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

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    I take no credit for this one.  It was sent by my alter ego, MELVIN
    ZWICK. 

    King Ozymndias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war
    with the Hittites.  His last great possession was the Star of the
    Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. 
    Desperate, he went to Crosus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. 

    Crosus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." 

    "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.  "Don't
    you know who I am?"  I am the king." 

    Crosus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference
    who you are." 



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