[Jewelry making - Article 00330] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

[Tony Konrath]

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OK!

    This diamond merchant is on a cruise and he falls overboard. His
    partner screams and everyone rushes to the side and shouts for help. 

    In the distance they see the fins of a whole bunch of sharks
    cleaving the water as they swim towards the man. 

    Someone has the presence of mind to throw out a float and the man
    grabs hold of it but too late! 

    The sharks reach him. 

    There's a bit of a frothing of the water - but then to everyone
    surprise the sharks turn around and leave. When they get the guy back
    on board he's cold and wet but unharmed. 

    Why? Everyone asks. 

    "Aha!" Says the diamond merchant. "Professional etiquette!" 

Tony Konrath
Key West Florida 33040


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