[Jewelry making - Article 00294] - Re: [Orchid] Jeweler's jokes anyone?

[Daniel R. Spirer]

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    I have to say this has been one lousy group of jokes (my own
    included) about jewelers.   We are in quite a PICKLE here and it has
    become apparent that we are not humorous enough for people to even
    make jokes about us.  We need to FIRE ourselves up about this.  I
    propose forming a new union of jewelers and craftspeople who are
    BRASS enough to develop some new jokes about themselves.  I suggest
    we start a study group about why we aren't funny enough and work at
    it until BEADS of sweat are pouring down.  We need to DIAMOND that we
    get our fair shake.  People are going to start to RUBY it in when
    they hear how boring we are.  Let's pass the TORCH on here people. 
    You all know the DRILL.  I'm really starting to get STEAMED up about
    this now. Let's POLISH up our act.  Excuse me, but I have to go put
    on some ROUGE now. 

Daniel R. Spirer, GG
Spirer Somes Jewelers
1794 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, MA 02140
617-491-6000
spirersomes AT earthlink.net
www.spirersomes.com


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